Creepy New Software Maps Your Whereabouts…And Where You’re About To Be
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View ArticleThe Jersey Shore Cast Is Facing Tight Restrictions In Italy
Millions of obnoxious tourists visit Europe every year, but the upcoming fourth season of Jersey Shore will take place in Florence, Italy and people are particularly nervous about the whole thing....
View ArticleRobert Pattinson F***s F-word Joke At MTV Awards
On the MTV Awards, which hand out statuettes to people who would never otherwise win any real awards, Robert Pattinson proved that he is, now and always, the king of awkward. And he’s joined the...
View ArticleTeen Mom Amber Portwood Attempts Suicide
Barely two weeks after Gary Shirley’s arrest for driving with a suspended license, the other half of this infamous Teen Mom couple, Amber Portwood, was hospitalized for what Anderson, Indiana police...
View ArticleDid Vinny Quit The Jersey Shore?
As you settle into all of your Fourth of July festivities, I want to bring something very serious to your attention. Now, this may be the shit in your proverbial Cheerios. And you may indeed need to...
View ArticleTeen Mom 3 Starts Tonight If You Think You Have The Strength
Internet, are you sitting down? Do you have a Xanax on hand and a nice frosty glass of vodka at the ready? Because these are all requirements if you’re planning to watch the season premiere of Teen Mom...
View ArticleMTV Turns 30 Today, And Yes, That Probably Makes You Old.
I was a bit surprised when I sat down to bang out a post this morning and saw that no one had noticed that today’s MTV’s birthday. 30 years ago, the network kicked off its broadcasting with this:...
View ArticleSpencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Are Broke, Regretful But Also Don’t Regret Anything
Hey! Remember these two assholes? Remember when THEY were pretty much the worst thing MTV had inflicted upon our national consciousness? Oh, how innocent we all were back then. There was a time that...
View ArticleAbercrombie To Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino: We’ll Pay You To Stop Wearing...
Apparently it’s one thing to build a retail empire by paying countless men to flash their abs. It’s quite another when those men start naming their abs. In what may be the world’s first un-endorsement...
View ArticleLady Gaga’s “You And I” Video, Now With More Mermaid Porn
Lady Gaga’s new video for “You and I” was released a day early for our viewing pleasure. Originally slotted to premier on MTV tomorrow evening, the official video has leaked. Or maybe Lady Gaga just...
View ArticleHere Is Your First Look At (50 Or So Seconds Of) “The Hunger Games”
Sunday, August 28, 8:57 PM PST. This is how Nature works: it sends a terrifyingly big hurricane to the east coast, scaring the shit out of millions. The hurricane is downgraded to a tropical storm, but...
View Article’16 And Pregnant’ Couple Arrested For Child Neglect, Drug Dealing On Air...
16 and Pregnant…and running a drug den on an airforce base? In a sad turn that you might call Breaking [The Record For] Bad [Decisions], the AP reports that 2 alums of MTV’s reality hit 16 and Pregnant...
View ArticleMTV’s O Music Awards Return For No Apparent Reason
Well, get ready to feel old and cranky: the MTV network, destroyer of everything pure and good, has decided to bring back their “O Music Awards,” which reward excellence in celebrity Tweeting, viral...
View ArticleCuckoo For Loko Juice: Four Loko Changes Look To Appeal To Teenagers
Why do they keep picking on Four Loko? The FTC has come down on those poor folks AGAIN! First (or second? third?), stores were prohibited from carrying the tasty malt beverages in fun flavors, and...
View ArticleHappy 30th Birthday, Britney Jean Spears!
I bet you were sipping your morning Red Bull thinking, “When is Britney Spears’ birthday?” or “Is this the year I get to send my “You’re still just 29 to me, girlfriend!” birthday card to Britney...
View ArticleAs Seen On MTV: Women Are Their Own Worst Enemies
Perhaps file this one under “duh,” but a recent study conducted by the Parents Television Council (they’re my favorites!) concludes that the majority of reality programming on MTV geared toward 12-17...
View ArticleWhat Are You Watching New Year’s Eve? Ringing In 2012 With The B-List
The Christmas presents are unwrapped, the cookies are getting stale, and if you hear one more breathy rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” you’re going to drive a sharpened candy cane into your...
View ArticlePunk’d Is Returning to MTV
I exited the ideal MTV demographic some time ago, so I was never really losing much sleep over the quality of their programming. I will note, however, that on New Year’s Eve my family and I were...
View ArticlePampers Advertises During MTV’s ‘Teen Mom 2′ And I Can’t Decide If I’m...
Playing the previous night’s episode of MTV‘s reality juggernaut Teen Mom 2 while I get ready for work is only the latest unfortunate addition to my Wednesday morning routine. And then there’s this...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Star Jenelle Evans Back in Jail
So much for Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans’ New Year’s resolution not to get arrested in 2012. If she didn’t actually make that resolution, it would have been a good one, except for the fact that she’s...
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